OK, ladies and gents, Thursday, 9/13 marks the official start to the Oklahoma State Fair! It's almost time for us to make fun of the white trash, toothless, beer-drinking people who come out of the woodwork this time of year. Please wish us all health and safety as we embark on the Carney Ride version of CRAZY MOUSE. I am soooo excited!!!OH - I almost forgot - this year, we are building on tradition. Instead of just walking around and being our normal hateful, catty selves, this year, we have a picture scavenger hunt to embark upon. It includes items like:
- Pregnant woman smoking or drinking. Double points if she’s doing both.
- Barefoot kid, or kid just in a diaper. Double points if both.
The team with the most points at the end wins a free adult beverage!
1 comment:
Don't forget the uber-WT woman in a tank top and WAY TOO SHORT skirt with "skin" hanging out! Double points if the "skin" in question is actually unmentionables!
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